talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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