So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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