I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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