So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Pooping to opera.
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