So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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