Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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