How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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