Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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