I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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