I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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