i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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