and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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