please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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