She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he thought i was a dude.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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