In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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