Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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