I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Houston, we have a squirter
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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