I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize