You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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