I'm jealous of your bromance
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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