You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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