Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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