Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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