too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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