I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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