white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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