He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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