You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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