But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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