what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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