At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
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I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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