You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.