Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows