Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
