is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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