that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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