i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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