only if we run a train.
done.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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