I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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