At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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