I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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