...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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