You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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