i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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