My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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