The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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