you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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