you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
where are my eyebrows?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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