btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.