Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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