Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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