So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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