I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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