My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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