this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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