So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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