Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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